genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Automatic Doop

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Automatic Doop

(via sjingeki-no-kyosjin)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(via lamerevolution)

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

(via indelibl-y)

humorprince:

it’s really hard when you’re in a group of friends and each of them has their own “best friend” in the group.

(via indelibl-y)

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

(via indelibl-y)

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via indelibl-y)